Lucky New Years Hoppin’ John

Lucky New Year’s Hoppin’ John Prep Time: 30 minutes Soak Time: 24 hours Cook Time About 2 ½ hou

Shit Pie

Shit Pie From Thanksgiving Leftovers Prep Time: 15 minutes Cook Time 60 minutes Ingredients: Base th

Chipotle Pork Meatballs In Spicy Red Sauce

Chipotle Pork Meatballs In Spicy Red Sauce Prep Time: 45 minutes Cook Time 45 minutes Ingredients: M


Lucky New Years Hoppin’ John

January 2, 2012 in Dinner, FOOD, Uncategorized

Lucky New Year’s Hoppin’ John
Prep Time: 30 minutes
Soak Time: 24 hours
Cook Time About 2 ½ hours

Will served a large crowd of 20 people easily with left overs

• 1 Pound Smoked Slab Bacon Cut Into ¼ Inch Cubes
• 4 Large Ham Hocks
• 3 Large yellow Onions Diced
• 4 Medium Green Peppers Diced
• 2 Red Peppers Diced
• 5 Stalks Celery Diced, Plus Any Leaves Finely Chopped
• 6 Bay Leaves
• 6 Cloves of Garlic Minced
• 1 Tablespoon Fresh Ground Black pepper
• Salt to taste
• ½ Cup Fresh Thyme
• 1 ¼ Gallons Home Made Chicken Stock
• 6 Pounds Dried Black-Eyed Peas, Soaked Overnight, Rinsed and Drained.
• 3 Cups Cooked Yellow Rice or Basmati Rice Prepared Ahead Of Time.
• Optional Hot Sauce and Sliced Scallions

This dish virtually cooks itself but the real work is centered in the prep work. You must tediously pick through your dried peas as I can assure you that you do not want to bite into a pebble or someone’s finger tip that may have found its way into the back. Also choose your pork selection and herbs should be as good as you can find because it is the backbone behind the smoke and flavor.

You don’t have to be meticulous with the dicing of the vegetable because they are going to cook down but try to be as consistent as possible.

1. Over medium to high heat, fry slab bacon until some of the fat is released and add the ham hocks searing on all sides for about 4 minutes before adding the onions and pepper stirring frequently and continue to sauté until the onions are slightly translucent (about 8 minutes – this step will remove any frond that might have developed on the bottom of the Dutch oven). Add the celery and garlic tossing until garlic becomes fragrant (about 2 minutes).

2. Add the black-eyed peas, salt and pepper stirring everything to incorporate all ingredients. Note: it is important to add salt to the beans in the beginning, as they will absorb flavor as they cook. Pour one quart of chicken broth into the Dutch the stir in bay leaves and thyme before adding the remaining stock, cover and bring to a boil. Reduce heat to a simmer and allow beans to cook for 90 minutes stirring lightly every 10 minutes. Crack the lid on the Dutch Oven and cook the peas for about another ½ hour until they are tender and the base has slightly thickened. Remove Ham Hocks (allow to cool slightly), shred meat and return to peas.

3. Ladle over rice in shallow soup bowls. I like to serve mine with clear vinegar based hot sauce and the green onions.

Shit Pie

November 29, 2011 in Dessert, FOOD

Shit Pie From Thanksgiving Leftovers
Prep Time: 15 minutes
Cook Time 60 minutes

Base the amounts on the size casserole that you have and ingredients vary per your leftovers

• Sliced and Chunks of Turkey
• Stuffing
• Corn
• Peas
• Pearl Onions
• Lots of Gravy
• Pillsbury Pie Crust

Preheat oven to 350 degrees

1. Put Stuffing, turkey, vegetables in casserole and any other leftovers that you think would be make a good combination.

2. Cover everything generously with gravy and mix well to evenly distribute all ingredients then cover casserole with one piecrust. Use a knife to make small slits to allow steam to vent.

3. Bake in the oven for one hour and allow to set for 15 minutes prior to eating.

4. Serve with extra gravy and any remaining leftovers that you have.

Chipotle Pork Meatballs In Spicy Red Sauce

November 29, 2011 in Dinner, FOOD

Chipotle Pork Meatballs In Spicy Red Sauce
Prep Time: 45 minutes
Cook Time 45 minutes


MEATBALLS: Yields 45
• 4 pounds ground pork as col as possible
• 8 pieces of bacon, minced
• 4 eggs beaten lightly
• 1 ¼ cup bread crumbs
• 4 scallions minced- whites and all
• ½ cup finely cut cilantro
• 6 cloves of garlic minced
• 1 Tablespoon chipotle powder
• 1 Tablespoon pepper powder

• 1 ½ large onions, chopped
• 8 cloves of garlic minced
• 1 small can chipotles in red sauce (adobo) minced – approx.. 3-4 peppers
• 2 – 28 oz cans low sodium crushed tomatoes
• 1 small can mild Rotel
• 2 Tablespoons oregano
• Remaining pieces of bacon from package cut into thin strips
• Reserved bacon fat
• Olive Oil if necessary after sweating bacon

Preheat oven to 400 degrees
1. Mix all meat ball ingredients together in a large bowl by hand until everything is incorporated but not overworked into mush because they will not be delicate after cooking.

2. Working quickly, use a scoop to form 45 balls and place them on a foiled lined backing sheet until lightly browned for about 20 minutes.

3. After the meatballs are in the oven, sweat the bacon over medium heat allowing them to release their fat but not brown then sauté the onions in bacon fat (add olive oil if there is not enough) until they become slightly translucent. Add garlic and oregano and continue to cook for 2 minutes adding the chipotles at the end stirring for another minute. Add the rotel, cans of tomatoes and stir well. After 5 minutes slowly add the chipotle red sauce to taste- REMEMBER you can always add more but you cannot take it away so add slowly tasting often. Thicken sauce.

4. When meatballs are finished after 20 minutes, place them on some paper towels to drain for a minute before adding them to a shallow baking disk. Then cover with sauce and put back into the oven for about fifteen minutes.

5. Serve over mashed potatoes or brown rice and add a dollop of sour cream or crème fresh to cut the heat

Jackie’s Challah

November 29, 2011 in Bread, FOOD

Jackie’s Hollah
Prep Time: 15 minutes
Rising Time: 4 hours
Cook Time 45 – 60 minutes

This will make one large braided loaf (20 people) and two small snails (6 people).

• 2 Packages Yeast
• 1 1/3 Cup Warm Water
• 4 Eggs Slightly Beaten
• 1/2 Cup Sugar
• 1/2 Cup Vegetable Oil
• 7 1/2 Cups All Purpose Flour
• 2 Teaspoons Salt

• 2 Egg Yolks
• 2 Tablespoon Water
• Poppy Seeds
• Sesame Seeds

You will need a warm place to let the dough rise
1. Dissolve yeast, a pinch of sugar and the warm water in a measuring cup to allow the yeast to proof. In the bowl of a stand alone mixer (Kitchenaid fitted with dough hook attachment) add sugar, salt, eggs, oil and proofed yeast mixture then slowly add flour in 3 batches to incorporate without dusting the kitchen with flour. Knead in mixer on low speed until dough comes together and resembles a sticky but not wet ball. Remove mixing bowl, cover with plastic wrap, place in a warm place and let rise until doubled (about 1 hour).

2. Punch down dough, scrape the side of the mixing bowl to form another dough ball, cover again with plastic wrap and place in a warm place and let rise until doubled (about 1 hour)

3. Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

4. Lightly flour a clean working surface and turn dough out working to get most of the air out and form into a ball. Divide dough ball into 2 so that one half is slightly larger than the other and separate. Now divide the smaller half into 2 equal pieces and the larger half into three equal pieces and then form in balls. Cover with a dry dishtowel let rise for 10 minutes.

5. For the large loaf, take the three equal pieces and roll out into 20 inch strips forcing the air out slightly as you roll. Braid then seal ends under loaf and transfer to a parchment paper lined baking sheet. For the smaller loaves, roll each out into a 15 inch strip and coil from the middle out to make two snail loaves and transfer to a parchment paper lined baking sheet. Cover and let rise for about 1 ½ hours.

6. After final rising, mix egg yolks and water then brush the exposed surfaces of the loaves. Sprinkle with seeds and bake for 45 minutes to an hour until deep golden brown.

7. Remove from oven, let cool slightly on baking sheet before transferring to wire cooling racks. If eating after baking then allow to cool until bread is warm to the touch. We usually let the bread cool completely, bag it up and freeze until we are ready to serve. All you have to do is thaw it out and you are good to go.

Matzo Brittle Test

April 10, 2010 in Dessert, FOOD

Great Passover recipe that is super easy and fast, you just need to have time to let it cool. Active cooking time is 15 minutes and cooling about 1 1/2 hours

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If you don’t try then you will never know

April 10, 2010 in Apps, Breakfast, Dessert, Dinner, FOOD, LIBATIONS

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